Yunnan Province; China   (For travel and country facts: Yunnan -China)

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Kunming to Dali - Lijiang

Cycling away from a city always means cycling about 20km through heavy industry., This time it is worse. The alternative road follows the highway, and apparently there is something going on on the highway and we get all the traffic against on our road. The first 70km we can´t breath anything else but exhaust gases and we are pushed from the road by trucks and touring busses that all want to be the first in Kunming. The other 50km are very scenic going through mountainous valleys. We stay overnight at truck stops, most of the time recognised by 6 numbered doors in a row in a small flat building or the ´cable car´ Chinese character. Every 10km you can chose one or two of these. Inside it looks like a garage with a small window and two beds, but it costs only 10 yuan ($1,20) per person and you can eat with the family (another 5 yuan). We cycle in five days to

 

  

Dali and another two to 

 

                                                                                 Lijiang.  

 

           

                                     Heqin                                                                    Lijiang

Chinese tourism

Nineteen touringcar buses have just unloaded their Chinese tourist. We distinguish 5 groups, one group with yellow baseball caps, one with red caps and one with with-blue caps (etc, etc). The other 250 people have come with cheaper tour operators that do not provide caps. In groups of 50 they are welcomed by a girl that belongs to the ‘local’ Chinese minority, the Bai, or at least she is dressed up to look like one. Each ‘Bai’-guide carries a triangle flag (either red, yellow or blue) so that her group can follow her easy. With a speaker she screams things we don’t understand. It’s a short climb up to the cable car entrance, proudly presented as Austrian since all parts are imported from Austria. From the top of the cable car we make a 4 hours walk to a smaller cable car down back to Dali. When we reached the cable car station we see a queue in front of the cable car (we already noticed the ‘few’ buses down on the parking lot), which lasts for an hour. We are the only two who are not domestic tourists, but it seems that we are the main tourist attraction here and not the cable car. In Dali old town you see tourist groups walk the same 30 minutes route which start at seven in the morning till ten in the evening. When we reach Lijiang we see all tourists making the same picture and sometimes three times within the same family on the same spot (and very static). When a picture is taking they do a count down, but the girl didn’t move for the last three minutes!!

    

´Leaving a road of destruction´ or ´the Chinese chicken´

So far we have managed order to delicious dishes of Chinese food. In fact we look forward to the lunch and diner every day. With our phrase book we simply ask for beef, pork or chicken, then pointing to one or two types of vegetables and we have always left the other ingredients to the cook and received something wonderful. This time it’s different. Raymond looks at me and whispers in Dutch ‘I just saw them carry a live chicken into the kitchen’. The next thing we hear is (what we think is) an axe hitting the kitchen table several times. We fall silent. The waitress serves us rice and the two other dishes with fried vegetables. The third dish is a delicious one with fried slices of pork in chilli and vegetables. We start eating, curious about the chicken to come. Maybe it wasn’t for us, although we are the only guests. Ten minutes later the waitress serves a roughly chopped chicken, boiled and served in a big bowl of water. ‘Isn’t that the head of the chicken’ says Raymond and picks it up with his chopsticks. Two days after this ‘incident’ they had to get the (already dead and picked) chicken from the neighbours. And the next day another chicken was slaughtered for us. It seems we are leaving a road of dead chickens behind us…  

Murray the tourist attraction.

Flash!", "flash!" an enormous camera lens is zoomed in at us from the window of a passing touring bus just at the moment we struggle to get air and breath heavily from cycling up a nasty hill. The bus slows down to provide the passengers more time to take photos. At this moment more windows are opened and 2 video cameras and five 'thumbs-up' appear through the windows. It takes some time for the bus to pull up and leaves us in dust and a cloud of black exhaust fume. Sometimes I wonder if I breath heavily because of the hills or all the lorry exhausts that are all pointed to the side of the road and producing and leaving the pedestrians (and cyclists!) in a black smoke.

"Breathing dust"                                                        " Someone has to bite the dust"

Lijinang to the Tiger Leaping Gorge 

(29/09/2003) At this moment we are cycling from Lijiang to the Tiger Leaping gorge in one day (85km). The road leads us through very nice sceneries of mountains reaching around the 4000m. Ever since we entered Lijiang we have seen the Jade Dragon Snow Mountain coloring the horizon with it's rocky white summit, after a half day cycling we reach the foot of this 5896 meter giant. At 3000m the nice scenery makes place for a golf court and large parking for the Chinese touring busses. From this point a cable car runs up the mountain, transporting the groups of Chinese tourists who consider this the highlight of a day trip from Lijiang. We have a lunch in one of the restaurants on the parking place. We are placed in the backside of the restaurant between the bus drivers and tour guides at a long dark wooden table. There is a lunch buffet were we can eat for 20 Yuan per person ($ 2,50). The tour groups are placed in the main restaurant and are served at the 'reserved' tables.

Chinese tourism stops at the Jade Snow dragon mountain, and so does the attention to the pavement of the road. Now and then we enjoy the asphalt but it’s mostly a bunch of stones stuck in the ground that make the road. After 10km I imagine myself in the Roman era riding a horse and wagon (with wooden wheels) over this stony road. We climb up to 3100m two times, and this is the first time we'll get all the credits for going up. It is possible to look down to at least 2000 meters.

         Muriël still fresh after 3000 km                  autumn 3100 m                            Raymond down hill

In the distance we see the mountains that we need to concur in the next hours and days. Suddenly we make a turn around the mountain and are faced again with ... a cable car (which looks more like an old merry-go-round). Horses to go up and down the mountain and drinks stalls are everywhere.

At the end of the day we are treated with a 35km downhill over another Roman road. Raymond's front pannier falls of a couple of times but we reach Daju just before dark. The Tiger leaping gorge ends at Daju (looking at the flow direction of the river) and we planned to cross the Yangtze River and to cycle through the gorge tomorrow. The Tiger Leaping Gorge, also described by the Lonely Planet as, 'the deepest most breathtaking gorge in the country’ is 35km long and spans barely 30m. The surrounding peaks are 5600m.'

Tiger Leaping Gorge 

"mountain restaurant"                                              table for "stonegrilling"

 

----------------- Tiger Leaping Gorge (close to the Tibet border)---------------

 

 

30/09/2003. The next day we set off towards the ferry that must take us over the river. We choose for the 'new' or 'winter' ferry, since that sounds better than the 'old' ferry that is shown on our hand-drawn map of the gorge. After a Roman 10km, we reach the ticket office for the ferry. The ferryman seems to accompany us to the ferry, he gestures that we should take our time to get to the ferry. We have planned to cycle through the gorge today, so we actually want to 'hurry' a bit. We pick up our bicycles and start our descent. Most remarkable thing is that the ticket office is located (approximately) 800meters above the river. After 50meters we make a turn and look into the steep gorge and see the brown colored Yangtze running wild with a constant loud thunder and white foam of the many rapids. From this point we see that the road we need to take with 30kg of luggage and a bicycle, is a small trail that leads down and is interrupted by at least 70 stairs of around 10 steps each. We let go of the idea of cycling down. The trail is 1.4km downwards and at the last 100m it finally gets too tight for a bicycle and its 'pusher'. The road is now not more than rocks that are too big for a bicycle with luggage to be pushed over. We unload our bicycles and try to look (and not to think about) the trail on the other side of the river. The ferry is a 'long' speedboat that takes us with some difficulty across the river. At the other side we are met by some clever guys who are willing to bring your luggage up the (even steeper and smaller) trail that starts with a 'landslide' of small rocks. Raymond has experienced such a 'landslide' before in the Gorge du Verdon (France) where you don't want to look down or think what will happen if the rocks start sliding. Raymond ties two rear panniers around his shoulders, one on the front and one on the back and the carriers and a horse take the rest of our luggage in 45min. up the mountain. We are in (almost) no position to bargain. At one o'clock we reach 'Walnut Grove' which is a small place in the middle of the gorge and decide to spend the rest of the afternoon reading and drinking Dali beers.

 

Tiger Leaping Gorge to Deqin

From the Tiger Leaping Gorge the road (214) leads slowly up. The road is under construction and the only thing we breathe in for the next 20km is clouds of dust and the black fumes of trucks. We are lucky that someone saw us cycling and lets it drizzle once in a while, which saves us another 2km of breathing dust. For the next 10km, we have exchanged the dust for a steep 7-10% asphalt road, after which we arrive in a very small village that exists of 25 wooden houses and a school next to the busy road. We hope we can stay overnight in this village. It turns out to be one of those uncomfortable situations where Chinese don't know how to handle it. The rule that foreigners need to sleep in a hotel still exists and there is no hotel or guesthouse here. I try to look tired and cold and try to ask if we can sleep somewhere. Lot of discussion between the villagers, handing over the responsibility to each other to answer my question. Which normally means 'Mei You' (no). Raymond buys two instant noodle soups at one of the stalls next to the road to demonstrate that we take care of our own food. Just as we have given up hope and intent to cycle and pitch our tent somewhere, one of three other young men tap me on the shoulder. We follow them and are offered a room in the house of the uncle of one of them. The uncle leaves us behind at the fireplace and departs with the three men after he explained that tomorrow morning we should just close the hanging lock on the door.

After a breakfast of some cookies (all we can find that looks like breakfast) we cycle 68km towards Shangri-la (Zhongdian) over a pass of 3200meters. After the pass we noticed a cultural change, people are dressed different, different type of cattle and farming. We have reached the area of another minority in Yunnan, the Tibetans.

 After three days rest and rain we decide to cycle away anyway. The road climbs up and down to the Yangtze River, after which we follow the river 20km where we found a village to stay. From this village the road leads up a total of 65km to the summit, which lies at 4260m. We want to cycle this in one day, go over the summit and sleep just on the other side and than continue the next day to Deqin. Deqin is the most northern city in the Yunnan province. The road has the most beautiful scenery we have seen so far. High mountains surrounding us, and the higher we get the deeper and more narrow the valley gets. Some villages have Buddhist temples that we can see from our road. After 25km the road changes from asphalt to a gravel road, relative in a good condition. Our legs start to feel the elevation change and we are breathing more heavily. At 3700meters, where the road changes again into a Roman road, we do one more attempt to reach the summit by cycling 6-7km/h.

After 1 km (3800m) we see two mountain huts, were we decide to stop for the night and pitch our tent. 'Ni Hao', I say into the dark at the door opening. No need to pitch a tent today, we can choose between these two 'Swiss-mountain cabins'. The surface of the huts are approximately 5x4 meters with a fire place in the center and an open roof that looks like the chimney. One of the huts is next to the road; the other contains a thick layer of cattle shit. We choose for the shit. Raymond sweeps the (dried) shit to the other side of the hut while I get dry wood for a fire and pine wood needles for the floor. We eat noodle soup in front of the fire, but this is not a success. 50% of the smoke does not leave our cabin via the roof.

When we continue the next day we have to adjust our speed and slow down. We have viewed the summit from our hut and it seems close. The night was cold (less than 3C) and we start of with our gloves on. Just before we reach the summit, slowly a large mountain with white peaks shining in the sun arises over the top. 'Wow!' shouts Raymond at the moment he sees this mountain, and I wonder what is so astonishing.  

                                     "4193"                         It's windy but the view is really breathtaking.    

We set-off our firecrackers that we bought in the supermarket two days ago to celebrate this victory at 4193meters. Our 'celebration' dance is so exhausting that we have to stop it. We laugh and scream out loud, but have to stop this as well. We dress up warm for the expected long decent to Deqin and start cycling. What we did not know at this time is that the real summit is at 4260meters and after two long descents.

 

Tibetan Feilai temple /Deqin.

 'Want a Dali beer?' Raymond asks. 'Sure, lets see how drunk we can get at 3300m (Deqin)'. Beer comes in bottles of 640ml, but already after the first glass we feel a hangover headache on the backside of our heads. No idea what happened to the happy phase.

Deqin is not a city we like very much. There's a very obvious gap between poor, rich and tourists. Half of the population (or Chinese tourists) travels around in shiny new 4-wheel drives while others look like beggars and sleep on the street. The atmosphere is now and then aggressive and 'pushy'. We can't relax outside of our hotel room without being stared at from a distance that is for us too close.

Half of the people who sleep on the street are pilgrims, here for their pilgrimage to the Feilai temple and the close mountain of 6700meter. We are only 50 km away from Tibet, and we regret that we didn't 'study' the Tibetan culture before we left. We reach Feilai temple with a taxi. It's not so big but it's actually quite busy, luckily we are the only tourists here. 

An old grandma walks around the temple, through a corridor, and we follow here. The four walls of the temple are covered with a series of bronze 'prayer' cylinders. Grandma swings every single one of them. I really thought these were brought back alive for the '7 years in Tibet' movie with Brad Pitt. Raymond walks behind me and starts rapping like in 'The Golden Child' with Eddy Murphy. Everyone takes it very serious and continues with another round around the temple.

Inside the temple people walk from Buddha to Buddha, leaving about 5 Jiao ($0,05) at every Buddha statue. It is dark in the temple and the light is being produced by the hundreds of candles in front of the Buddha’s.

I leave money (20 Yuan) in only one place, but I regret this. It would be a better idea to invest this money in a nice smelling environment. I could have bought 63 soap blocks for the same amount of money and that would have saved a lot of pilgrims from making their smelling reputation true. Grandma has just started her tenth round as we leave the temple.

From Deqin, along the Mekong river.

 It’s seven o'clock in the morning and we are ready to descent to the Mekong river (1800m). Off we go again, going south from now on, to Cambodia. 'Have you seen this?!', I point to my front tire. It has decided to let me down just the night before we want to leave. I replace the inner tube and start pumping. 'Bang!'. The valve is too thin for the valve hole in the wheel and so our spare inner tube has exploded. We have no more spare tires left with the so-called 'French' valve. I repair the older one and Raymond sends an e-mail home asking to send us spare tires via Poste Restante, these tubes are not available in Asia. Next time, bring wheels that require tubes with car tire valves! In the meanwhile it started raining again, and so we make ourselves waterproof. Raymond’s panniers are 10 years old and no longer waterproof. Only plastic garbage bags can keep the rain out. Because of the rain the dirt track has changed into a mud pool. We feel dirty as pigs already so why not take a dive in the several mud pools on the way. Raymond's front panniers answer our prayers. Again one of them falls off and gives a swing to his front wheel. I hear his brakes make a horrible noise, but of course this doesn't help to get the bike back in control. Eating mud is a welcome refreshment after the dust and exhaust fumes. I am too late for a video shoot.

Taking a break from concentrating on the road constantly (rocks and mud), we enjoy the mountain views. The road is rather narrow and it fits exactly one minibus. On the left hand side the mountain goes steep up to 4000m, on the right the mountain goes steep down to several rivers at 1800m. I am focused on the road but have the feeling I am watching a broken television set. The road changes color from gray-gravel to yellow to red and back to gray again. 

We're still not down to any river but cycle up and down halfway the mountain. It's a miracle that a handful of minibuses are capable of moving at all over this small road and through the mud. Just one simple mistake or a sleepy driver would be fatal and the bus would end up at 1800m. This is also what can happen to a cyclist if a truck wants to pass you and the road is only as wide as the bus.

Immediately as we went through a short tunnel, that cuts the corner off the mountain, a strong wind starts blowing. Apparently we have gone from one valley into another.

In the deep we spot the wild Mekong River for the first time, but the strong wind and drizzle prevents us to hear it.

The bottle goes in

 On the 10th of October at exactly 12:08 o'clock (local time), we throw in a plastic bottle in the Mekong River (don't worry this is next to all that Chinese garbage). It contains a secret message written in English, Chinese, Lao, Cambodian and Vietnamese. From here we start cycling along the Mekong River to Laos. The water runs fast so we hurry as well. It's going to be us or the bottle that reaches the ocean first. If we can't find the bottle near the ocean, we will replace it for a bottle of red wine and celebrate we are there first. If someone finds the bottle at the ocean before we are there, we will replace it for wine as well and share it with the finder. Only two corrections need to be calculated. One, the Mekong does not go to sleep. Two, the river gets broader and therefore slows down. I am so sorry I can’t think of any formula to calculate the corrections

The Mekong to Weixi.

We are down at the Mekong river and the road has adjusted it's turns and shape to the river. We figure that, because of all the water that runs cross and over the road, it wants to become a river itself. We can barely look at the 

                           

     Mekong since the road needs all of our concentration. Stones, rocks, sand, a river crossing, gravel, mud, its all here and it feels like ages to cycle it.

After three days we take the only exit from this dirt path that leads to Weixi. Our planning is to take a sleeper bus back to Kunming, so we are in time out of China (visa expires). In Weixi we cannot find a 'Bank of China', the only bank that changes foreign currency or get money via traveler cheques or credit card. With our last cash we can only reach Dali, which is half way to Kuming (500km). So we buy a ticket to Dali hoping that we can persuade the bus driver to stop at a 'Bank of China' during one of the 'smoke' stops. The bus takes us over a spectacular mountain ridge and this time I can fully see every detail, while the road is as well a dirt road. I hear a window opening just behind me. What follows is not one of the Chinese ‘Gggggoink’ sounds, but three of my neighbors providing their lunch to nature, half of it being captured by the outside of the bus. Not more than 15 minutes later the same story repeats and another 15 minutes later again. Lunch must be over by now, is my thought, and I offer my spear mint chewing gum to the back of the bus.

In the middle of the evening after 10 hours driving, one hour before Dali and no 'Bank', Raymond bribes the bus driver during a 'petrol stop' with dollars. I think it is asking a bus driver in Amsterdam if he knows a bank on the way between Paris and Barcelona. Luckily the bus driver has never seen dollars and is quite enthusiastic. He gave us a "free" ride to Kunming.

                "a kid" (gamblers in the shadow)                      " Teeth brushing" along the road

 

Raining off to Laos

17/10/2003. It’s the third day in a row that it’s raining since we left Kunming. Not the explosive tropical rains, but continuous drizzling rain just hard enough to make soak you to your tows. We have started cycling in Kunming heading south for Laos three days ago, this part of China is very beautiful with quite steep mountains and scenic views over endless rice fields. Unless it’s raining and clouded the whole day...  In fact, we could be in Africa or anywhere else while cycling in these huge clouds that are accompanying us for the last few days. Our views are foggy and we can not look for more than 50meters into the future. Sounds and noises have gone woolly in the fog, we only know where the road is going if a lorry in the distance is using its horn. ‘We are going down again!?’, but who knows the road will go up or down after 50 meters, it’s a big mist(ery).

It is very busy on the road because the road we are cycling on is under construction. Some of the lorry drivers use their horn just one turn before it gets close to us and a second time just besides us. They even have two horns, one for in villages or passing cars and a loud one when they want to encourage cyclists. We met some cyclists who are cycling with earplugs in their left ear (we’re cycling on the right side of the road here).

This road descended for the last 20km and because we could not predict this, we have just gone down in our soaking wet clothes getting colder and colder. We do have and use all of the highly waterproof and breathable raingear, but it is still quite a job to put everything on (and off, and on, and off everytime it stops and starts drizzling). The humidity gets higher the more we cycle to the south, and we neglect to protect ourselves from the rain... with this humidity you are soaked anyway. Our booties are no longer waterproof so we have to cover our feet with a plastic bag in our booties, never thought we sweat so much. Raymond has an extra annoyance during rainy days: his panniers are no longer waterproof and so he struggles with plastic garbage bags. Only at the end of the fifth day from Kunming it stops raining and the fog slowly moves up.

 A communist meal

 It is not so cold after all, but we are descending already for 20km and we haven’t really dressed up for that. Our t-shirts are still wet from the climb in the drizzle. ‘Noodle soup!?’ screams Raymond as we descend with 40km per hour. He has spotted a restaurant next to the road. On the gravel of the parking lot are a couple of 4WD pick-ups. From the outside we can see there are two large round tables in a rectangular shaped room. The long side open and facing the road. The kitchen is on the left side of the building in a separate room. Raymond is directed to a table on the outside of the building. He makes clear he wants to be seated inside, because he is wet and cold. Raymond walks first to the kitchen to order some food and to wash some of the dirt from his face. An English speaking man from one of the tables offers if he can help with ordering food and tells us to ‘please sit down’. The table on the left is occupied with twelve men and so we choose the other. The English speaking men stands up, ‘do you mind if I join you?’. Apparently he is the English teacher in a nearby village and is very eager to talk with us. While we introduce and explain our route, several questions are raised from the other table in Chinese. The teacher translates patiently ’What do you think of our astronaut?’. When Raymond asks if they are all teachers he replies ‘no, they are all party members’. Our question and the answer are not translated to the group. While we are eating a person from the group tells us he wants to tread us the lunch. Our natural reaction is that we can not accept it and that it is not necessary. The teacher does not translate our answer, but replies instead that the offer comes from the highest party member present and that ‘they will not be pleased if we refuse the offer’. So who are we, not to accept this generous offer.

"partymember"

Daily dishes

Yesterday afternoon we bought 3 litres of water and our breakfast for this morning. It is 06:30 and still dark outside, with the ‘noise’ of loud roosters we open the first plastic package. An oily white piece of fabric bread and we add our own honey we bought in Kunming The second package contains another cheap piece of bread, after our first bite our mouths are full with very sweat whip cream. The last bit of our breakfast is a package of cookies. They make a lot of noise while eating and don’t fill our stomachs at all, but at least the white drops on the top leave a sweet taste. We flush our breakfast with water. Today we are lucky, sometimes we have only plain biscuits to start the day with. ‘A snack every two hours’ is what we have learned in the last couple of months. If you do not keep on feeding your stomach you will get the empty-feeling (‘bamboo legs’) just after 2 to 3 hours cycling. Snacks are alike breakfast. We have a great choice of plain biscuits: biscuits with cream, made of rice or grain, (grandmothers)cake, popped rice with honey in a plastic package, cake with a thick layer of sugar paste inside, or peanuts in sugar provide a lot of energy. Can you imagine we long for lunch at this time. A noodle soup is not so heavy and thus perfect for us. We have seen a wide variety in noodle soups but the one we have today is, let’s say, quite poor. I can count three pieces of spring onion, if I really search hard I can find two mushrooms (or two halves?), and for the other part of the noodle soup it is just water and noodles with a dark read colour of the chopped chilli.

In China almost every corner has a small restaurant for dinner. Raymond throws the phrasebook at me and I search for the ‘food’ pages. ‘Beef?’, I ask as I point to the Chinese translation. The lady gives me a very long answer in Chinese, she could be saying something like ‘beef is available but it will take sometime to prepare since the cow need to get caught first’. ‘I don’t understand Chinese’ I answer in Dutch. It doesn’t really matter what language you communicate with. We both laugh as a good Chinese habit of solving language differences. Often the second reaction is that they will write the answer down on paper... in Chinese of course.

She makes a pitchers movement (throwing a ball forward with one hand starting at the shoulder) inviting me to have a look in the fridge. Just to be sure what we are getting I use the phrasebook again (to prevent dog meat or something like that). Dog meat is widely available at the local markets, you can see the just slaughtered dogs head next to the meat. From the bookshelf where all vegetables are displayed I choose a green spinach-like vegetable and a cabbage. ‘Bamifan?’ I ask, of course every meal comes with plain rice. For the rest I leave things up to the cook. We have never been disappointed, the cook will prepare three dishes now, one with pork and two with vegetables.  

At the dentist

Our lunch today exists of a plate with beef and chillies, fried vegetables and a bowl of rice. While I eat the rice I feel I bite on something hard. Quickly I remove the stone from the rice in my mouth, that was a close call.

In the past I had brackets to reposition my teeth and after these brackets they glued a metal wire behind my four upper front teeth. All in all very expensive and so I am very careful. After five minutes I have another one of these irritating stones in my mouth. I feel that this time it damaged the glue of the wire and that it is loose. This means normally a fixture at the orthodontist for at least 80 dollar. Now, what do you do when you are in China. After a quick consult with Raymonds 'dentist online' it seems that any dentist should be able to glue the wire with two component glue... Okay, now this is China where a dentist is a social shop like a butcher, a mini market or a barber. As a Chinese you don't want to miss the screams of your neighbours irritating child or the extracting of the tooth of your mother in law (nothing personal). So we walk into one of these big window shops, where we see a chair that looks like a dentist chair. If it hadn't been for the equipment next to the chair, we could have walked into a barbershop. The lady behind the desk in the backside of the 'shop' is very patient in hearing my story. I draw four teeth on a piece of paper while pointing at mine. That the metal wire is loose is a bit difficult to understand, but after showing it to her it seems that she understands. She directs me to the dentists chair that looks more like a electric chair but then without the leather straps. When I see the huge 220V electric manual switch in front of me on the wall, I do have the feeling it is an electric chair and am afraid that I will touch it with my foot. Raymond is constantly checking if she doesn’t hold the wrong tools in her hand, so that I will walk out of here with one of my teeth missing.

Luckily the first phrase in the Mandarin Phrasebook under “At The Dentist” says 'please don't extract'... just in case. From a drawer she takes out the two component glue and start gluing my metal wire to my front teeth. When she is finished she takes one of her electric

tools to grind of the unnecessary glue so I can close my mouth again. The electric motor is connected to the grinder by three arms and above each arm there is a string to drive the grinder. The machine looks more dangerous than the grinding itself. After half an hour she is finished, and it seems that the wire is fixed, and that for only 140 Yuan ($17,50).

 Yunnans entiring nature.

 The only advise for cycling through Yunnan should be: take the time. Especially going south from Kunming. Mountain climbs between Kunming and Jinhong are generally 20-30kilometers in length and about 7% steep. The roads are for 75% in good condition, even the alternative roads. The main road is very busy because of all the heavy loaded dump trucks. On the 6th day, after 73 kilometres we are sick and tired of the trucks and the wet clothes of the rain in combination with the long steep climbs. 

We decide to stop a lorry that can take us over the last 40km steep pass. The driver looks puzzled when we pulled him over and maybe he doesn’t understand why we don’t cycle. We load up the bicycles in the back and after pointing on the map were we want to go it seems that he goes another 140km. So who are we not to make use of that. We are a bit tight in our visa time, so an extra day is fine with us. The road condition (when driving fast) is not so well, but the bicycles are well fastened to the rail of the side of the truck and we are surfing with our sunglasses just behind the driver’s cabin. After 20km of a roller coaster ride we suddenly turn right just after a bridge and our small lorry takes a shortcut onto the, not yet finished, toll highway. An illegal entrance to this new highway, going steep down for a couple of meters with us still surfing on the back looking over the cabin. Then we reach the new asphalt, and can finally speed up of the illegal route. By the way he moves around the various (unfinished) objects we notice that he has used this route before. It is getting cold and dark and we move fast while we watch the busy traffic going over the other road next to ours with a lot of bends in the road and going up and down.

After an hour driving we see a light in the middle of the road and a red ‘stop sign’ is waived at us by a policeman to pull over. There are several minibuses and lorries standing behind each other, with their drivers arguing with the policemen. We can only guess how much the fine is since our driver doesn’t say a word to us when he gets back in. Aggressively he turns the truck. What a punishment, we must return and drive all the way back? We laugh silently about it, but actually do not want to think of going back all the way and take the ‘slow’ route back again, it’s just before 9 o’clock. Luckily there are more than one illegal entries and exits, and our driver finds one after a few kilometres driving back and continues on the ‘slow’ mountainous road.

Just after dinner (we treated his dinner) we stop at a truck-stop for the night, approximately 180km from where we were picked-up.

 To Jinghong

 One more day going up and down and we have come to a final conclusion. Although we have not had any rain today, we will take a bus tomorrow to Jinghong, which will cover about 250km of our way south. If we only had reserved some more time we could have taken alternative roads avoiding all the truck exhausts. Just under Kunming we had decided not to choose for the mud road to Pu-er because of the rain and not to choose the mountainous road to be sure we have enough time to get to the border (our visa expires soon). 

 

Raymond is on the roof of a bus again, pulling up the bicycles. The bus ride to Jinghong makes us realise even more how many differences we have seen coming from Kunming going south. The amount of palm trees and other tropical plants have tripled. We spot endless tea-fields, bamboo, coconuts, mango trees, pineapple, bananas and several other fruits (that we don’t recognise) being sold next to the road. We see changes in housing structure, clothes people wear of the several minority groups and the humidity gets higher. We see more poverty in the villages compared to villages just south of Kunming. Yunnan literally means ‘Cloud South’ meaning the province south of the clouds. Taking our trip to Deqin in consideration we wonder where the clouds end.  

          "competition"                                      "crossing a river"                                 "statues Murray"

 To the Lao border

 We have settled down for one of our last ’Mekong Water’, a Chinese beer called ‘Lancang beer’ (Lancang is the name for the Mekong in China). And because it tastes so well we have another one, every time poured in those new glasses with still the sticker on it. Dali beer is also a good beer, but choose the red label. From the restaurant on the first floor I look down onto the street. On the left is a barber where Raymond just went in for a Chinese haircut. Next to the barber there are three mini supermarkets, or counters would describe it better. The long glass desk stretches from left to right facing the street. In all of these supermarkets you can buy the same, a large collection of cookies, candies, a small selection of toiletries (but difficult to find a raiser), water, instant noodle soup and some soft drinks. Some people pass by, a young mother carrying here baby on her back in one of those black velvet bags that are embroided colourful. We have seen them everywhere in China. The baby is probably wearing the pants with no stitches at the crotch so you don’t need dipers (all small children wear these). All Chinese children just use the big hole in their pants to pee and shit everywhere their parents like, heavily encouraged by the parents making peeing sounds.

Another pedestrian pushes a one-wheeled wooden car with two supports that stabilise it when the car is not pushed. A third person stops as he sees me. Tourists are still interesting. He looks up from the corner of his eyes, pretending he wants to buy something at the mini-supermarket. When I look back his eyes move to the middle, but when I look at my book he will look at me again. I have made it a habit to play this game for 2 minutes and then I start waving.  Next to the mini supermarket is an old looking bamboo house that doesn’t really match with the surrounded concrete buildings.

We will miss China (almost) every bit of it, except for the spitting. We are leaving Yunnan just as we have got familiar with a lot of the Chinese written characters. It is a matter of comparing roofs ad stripes, and trying to find something familiar. The last character of a series that makes ‘guesthouse’ looks very much like a ‘cable car’.